Just Saying 3

I think i’m going to be single for a while.

It’s difficult, especially in this rainy/harmattan season. But have you ever actually sat down to weigh the pros and cons of being in a relationship? I don't know how other guys reason o, but me ehn, overkaku dey worry me....badly.

Most of us don't know what we’re signing up for when we chase these chics, begging them to date us. We’re boob-oriented, or ass-oriented. Me i’m a combination of both, i like to say i’m figure 8 – oriented, hehehehe.

We seem to forget, that the package comes with a whole lot of other features. We want the body, we want the company, we want their humor, we want the magical touch, but we don't want the drama.

Permit me to use this illustration (...like you can stop me, lol). Girls are like phones: Ranging from the posh girls, the rich-background girls, the-travel-out-for-holiday girls, the my-daddy-got-me-a-car-for-my-birthday girls (These ones are the i-phones. These ones hardly notice broke niggaz like you and i, until we blow.  These ones don't need our money), to the my-boo-my-everything girls, the boo-has-not-given-me-pocket-money  girls, the happy-boo-happy-life girls (These ones are the torch light phones, you practically own them, these ones often get taken for granted, cheated on, or even side-chicked, cuz they’re loyal to a fault...don’t get it twisted , if the i-phone you’re rocking was bought by boo, cuz you can’t afford it, you’re still in this category...jus sayin’).

In between these extreme categories, exist other categories, like the started-from-the-bottom-now-we-here girls (infinix/gionee phones), the steady-hustling-girls (tecno phones), the packaging-make-me-fine girls (blackberries), and so on.

Now, no matter how awesome your phone is, it’s bound to act up, once a while at least. I-phones hang, for no reason, android phones heat up, blackberries....don’t even go there. The only reliable phones, are the torch light phones. These ones are rugged, they fall seven times and rise up seven times, nobody steals them, if you misplace them, they find you. Even they, when tired, or misused/abused, act up.

 

Bottomline, there’s a drama queen in every girl.

Its true that the human reasoning is based on logic and emotion, and if i learned correctly, according to one professor like that, men use just one, either logic, or emotion, at every given point in time. That’s why some guys propose to girls unknowingly, when theyre horny.

 Women however, combine both. That’s why a girl can look at you, as ugly as you are, and still decide to give you a chance.  Dont gaan think it’s because you’re smooth, or you’re fine, or you’re rich. Most of the time, it’s a combination of more than one factor. It may be because you have a promising future, or cause you make her laugh, or simply because she’s lonely... You cant predict them baba, just let it be. If a woman likes you, respect it, and enjoy it while it lasts.

Before you ask a girl out, you need to be her friend first, and this is not just because you’re trying to get her, but also because you’re trying to understand the total package, and be sure you can handle it.

When i stated that i was going to be single for a while, it’s not because i enjoy being alone (well....not entirely), it’s actually because, just when i’m about to do the “eureka dance” for a chic, i see the drama queen in her, and i take a bow....#punIntended.

Every girl get her own for body. Some girls are extremely jealous. They get mad if you stare at Beyonce’s picture for too long. Some other girls don’t care who you kiss, as long as they retain the first position (such girls needed please, apply within...relationship life very attractive). Some girls take what you say very personally, their sense of humor needs help, watch what you say around them. The list is endless. There are dramas i may never experience in my entire life. Just  make sure you know where you’re going, before you ask her to go out with you.

 

Please note that, sometimes, we’re the main actors, or producers of the drama a girl brings. We boys can be annoying, once a while. There are times, we guys are on our periods...at that point in time, there’s nothing in this world that girl can do to satisfy us (for whatever reason). Recall that Chris Rock movie, “i think i love my wife”, when Chris needed an excuse to be with some other woman...dope movie. That’s just one out of many examples. Some girls however, bring drama for no reason at all, maybe because the relationship is going too smoothly, and it’s getting boring. So she gives you drama, to spice things up a little.

Lemme also say this, just to be objective. Shay you know some niggaz also have drama-queen tendencies? Chisos! These eyes of mine have seen, but that’s a story for another day.

Moral of today’s gist is...let’s reduce the number of heartbreaks in our records, and make the world a better place. Lol. The reason some girls are “hard to get”, so to speak is the experience(s) they’ve had  with their ex(es). Let’s not force our ways into their lives, and then leave them hanging. Let’s make life a lot easier for our future sons.

If you cant handle her shit, leave her ass alone. #punIntendedAgain

Friendzone a chic today.

Disclaimer:

Everything i say, is based on my observations and personal experiences. im subject to correction. I dont know everything, so if you try my moves and they backfire, well, dont blame me.

....just sayin’

-Layinka_ hovaflow (Son of a pastor)