How men are related to food

So a friend of mine had this perspective that men are in a way related to food, and trust me I looked at her like she was loco literally, but then she showed me pictures and explained, it was very funny but it made loads of sense. So i decided to share it on here with my lovely readers, trust me this is gonna make your day. Let me start by listing the food and then I'd drop the pictures......ENJOY:

NUMBER ONE:INDOMIE
NUMBER TWO:JOLLOF RICE
NUMBER THREE:SWALLOW
NUMBER FOUR:EWA AGANYIN
NUMBER FIVE:SPAGHETTI
NUMBER SIX:YAM
NUMBER SEVEN:OFADA SAUCE
NUMBER EIGHT:AKAMU
NUMBER NINE:AGEGE BREAD

NUMBER ONE



He is your quick hook-up living down the street, ready to show up when you really need to ''get down''. So how many of us ladies love ''INDOMIE'' or has ''Mr.Indomie'' in our lives.

NUMBER TWO
 


Husband material. So in love. Sometimes you fight, but it doesn't last long because you always find your way back to each other. Don't you just want ''Mr. Jollof Rice'' in your life, he is Mr.Right.

NUMBER THREE

Take home to mama. You call him for emotional support. After trying other guys, you will always go back to him at the end. This guy is ''Mr.Super Glue'', I think we ladies need ''Mr Eba''.

NUMBER FOUR

One-time fling on a night of ''ratchetness'' you never knew would be so great. You forget him, until you are desperate and remember he exists. Okay, the good side of me says this is mean but I'd just leave ''Mr.Ewa Aganyin'' to keep falling the victim.

NUMBER FIVE

Funky rich boyfriend, buys you fancy gifts and shows you off to his friends. You love the life but still crave something much more real. I think I want me some ''Mr.Spags'', crave something much more real? I think ''Mr.Spags'' is the realest.

NUMBER SIX

Older, more successful than any guy you have dated.But it can't ever get too serious because you must admit, he intimidates you a little bit. For ''Mr Yam'' I'd pass, anyone interested?

NUMBER SEVEN

Bad boy to the core, he is so hot in the sheets ''oh my gu'ness'', you usually wake up next day in pain. you know he will hurt you but you can't bring yourself to stop. NO COMMENTS.

NUMBER EIGHT
 
You'd never admit to hooking up with him, he's your durry little secret and if your friends find out you'd be so embarrassed. I don't wanna go down this lane.

NUMBER NINE

Last but not least ''Mr Agege Bread''. Not a boyfriend- He is your very best friend. Always there when you need him to comfort you, especially  during a breakup. I'd call this friendzone raised to the power of hundred, trust me all girls HAVE and love ''Mr. Agege Bread''.

So ladies which of these is your favorite food and guys what typa food are you.


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i like mr spag

Toks David said...

I love me some spag and Agege bread pls....lol this post was quite funny and very interesting. Great job babe

Lordfredrick. said...

Very funny one though. Women don't truly know what they want.

Unknown said...

I'm everyone of these, to different girls... I can relate to everything...

Unknown said...

Lol. Accurate

Unknown said...

Abeg mr yam all d way. I need me some maturity and money. Hehe

Vi said...

Lol
Very funny
Me dat nw comman like cornflakes nko.?

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