Jus Sayin' #6

Yeah, Ada...cheating is a dealbreaker for me. Cheating, of any kind....(that's one of the many reasons i'm still single *sobs*.)

So we've established the fact that 80% of us niggaz cheat, yeah? And for some weird reason, we're proud of it, like it adds some kind of weight to our CVs or resumes. I find it sickening.

We live in an environment of promiscuity disequilibrum, where a promiscuous nigga is seen as a badass, whereas a chic of the same status is seen as "cheap". I mean, why would you nab two individuals in an act of adultery, and stone only the woman? 

It's safe to say that until our generation is able to rise above myopic gender bias, and traditional ways of reasoning, relationships will remain at the present status quo.

Okay, enough of all the big big grammar.

Guys cheat, girls cheat.

Why do guys cheat? Nobody knows.

Why do girls cheat? Oh I know...trust me

Every girl wants something. And until she finds it, she won't be happy.

Some never find what they really want, but are content with what they have. Some find what they thought they wanted, only to discover that they didn't really need it....or at least, not as much as they thought they did.

FunFact #1: The difference between guys and girls, is that, when girls are completely happy, they're loyal, but when guys are completely happy, we get bored. Lol, you know I'm right. 

So here's the thing. The only time a girl will cheat on you, is if that other nigga is offering what you don't have (no matter how ridiculous that thing is).
Now there are exceptions to every theory right? The exceptions to this theory are very rare though.

So what do girls want?




Do you know the crazy thing? Girls don't need a "perfect gentleman" o. Far from it. Girls take pride in the fact that they made a guy a better man. So as long as a girl likes your personality, the more messed up the rest of your life is, the better.
Often times, guys think once they satisfy the basic needs of a girl, she's on lockdown. Far from it bruh...






You assume what she needs is money, gifts, hangouts, some sort of security, and other basic stuff like that....My question is, why do you think you'll send your chic #1500 credit, and after thanking you via BBM or whatsapp, you keep doing the calling, and two days later, she needs credit again?

Receive sense baba

So here goes, the tiny things that could make your girl attracted to a nigga like me...

1. His sense of humor
I've snatched girls from wayyy richer and hotter guys than myself because for most people, the moment they're in a serious relationship, everything becomes serious, literally. You cannot call him "odeh"anymore. You can't prank him like you used to. You can't ride on his back anymore. Everything becomes so predictable. 
So here comes superman (Me), who cracks jokes like he was born to do it, whose sarcasm is on point, who makes you laugh effortlessly, to the point that when you're having a shitty day, he's the one you want to talk to...and you're saying she wont cheat? lol. Wake up nigga, wake up!

2. His Charisma (a.k.a Swag)
Okay, this sounds ridiculous, but it's a fact. Girls are attracted to guys that dress to kill, consistently. I'm not talking about the everyday only-3-piece-suit-and-tie-wearing kind of guy o. I'm saying, even when I'm in my house, fetching water from the well, you would notice that my dressing has some sort of subtle theme. Maybe I'm wearing a white singlet, blue shorts, and a white and blue dunlop slippers, I may even be carrying a blue bucket...lol.
And when I'm in 007 mode, I'm unstoppable...
In other words, when I'm about to put anything on, there's always a plan in my subconscious, to kill somebody's girlfriend with what I'm wearing. 
It's not like my clothes are expensive o, neither is it that i have many clothes, but the ones i have, the way i wear them will make your girlfriend notice me.
Swag is not something you acquire though, if you don't have it, you don't have it noni. Just hope to your creator that bae doesn't live in my environment. (I'm just kidding)
Bottom line, dress in such a way that your bae will always want to take a selfie with you.
It's not every girl that's interested in swag o, but we all know that most girls love flashy things. So, if your wardrobe is flashy, be sure that you're being noticed.
Please note, that charisma, or swag isn't just about what you wear. It's basically the way you feel about yourself. And that's why I'd slay in the same clothes you hate. The basis of charisma is confidence. When you believe everything you say, even when you know it's not entirely true. I was born broke, but my mum taught me to walk like a king, talk like a king, never beg for a thing...so I grew up kinda cocky. I've tried to change, and failed. So don't gaan think that charisma is all about clothes, it ain't.

3. His sense of adventure
See ehn, by the time the number of memories your girl is having of me, is rubbing shoulders with the amount of memories you create together, you should be worried. I've heard girls tell their boyfriends stuff like  "Boo, Yinka nearly killed me today. we went up, up and up a mountain, and he knows i"m afraid of heights"....or "Yinka carried me into the water in the beach, i was scared!"
Now, because you, you're busy claiming boyfriend status, you accommodate whatever limits your girlfriend has, you don't want to push her out of her comfort zone, you're like "she doesn't like heights..."or "she's hydrophobic", and me, on the other hand, I'm showing her she's stronger than she thinks she is...are you getting my point?
Have you seen vampire diaries? Can you explain, why Elena (that girl is stupid by the way, just sayin...), broke up with her human boyfriend, Matt, and fell in love with vampire Stefan...
Okay, now explain, why she went on to fall in love with Damon, the evil brother...
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i rest my case.

Now these are reasons why your girlfriend, who is a good girl, will cheat on you. Please understand that this only applies to guys whose girlfriends actually love them. Boys like us are just a minor distraction in such cases. If your girlfriend doesn't love you, she doesn't need another reason to cheat. If she gives excuses like "he's broke", or "he's not a good kisser", or "he's not good in bed", or, "he's short"....lol, or any other dumb excuse like that, just know, that dating you was a mistake on her part...

Eh ehn, please, never, lemme repeat it...NEVER allow your girl to be alone with a good kisser.

Once she kisses someone that kisses better than you ehn...well....

FunFact #2: It is possible for a lady to prevent a promiscuous guy from cheating, or at least monitor him to a significant extent, but if your girl wants to cheat, you can't stop her bruh.







Has it ever occurred to you, that the more you try to convince a girl to stay away from something/someone, the more attractive that person/thing becomes to them? That is the reason, my brothers in the Lord, that girls are attracted to boys that'll obviously break their hearts. Maybe I'm wrong sha (but I'm hardly wrong. lol). In fact, I successfully snatched most of my exes from their boyfriends, because their boyfriends wouldn't stop warning them against me...

Now, I want to appeal to guys, and girls too...but especially guys....don't you ever, go through your girl's phone. That's such a sissy thing to do. In fact, if you're reading this, and you like going through bae's phone, you have gay tendencies, and you should seek help. That act alone, makes a girl lose respect for you. 

And girls, don't go through boo's phone, because you will find what you're looking for. I guarantee you.

That said, I want to propound a theory, that if we removed "dating" from the cycle of relationships, we would reduce the number of heartbreaks by at least half. 

In other words, If we're just friends, and we get really close, maybe fool around a couple of times, and then I realize that I can't live without you, I should just propose to you straight up. If you feel the same way about me, let's get married...otherwise we'd just remain friends. That way, there would be nothing like "break ups", or "ex(es)"., or somebody cheating on another person. Life would be a lot easier, we would be a lot happier, and we would all live longer....

I'm just sayin'